Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Randomize
