Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
accomplished twins. life is a go
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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