therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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