It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize