I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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