How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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