so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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