Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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