So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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