I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I just had sex on a roof
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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