it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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