I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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