Its about making memories worth repressing
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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