do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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