wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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