Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
