I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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