So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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