At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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