By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
