..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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