I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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