Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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