I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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