Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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