Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
im six kinds of drunk right now
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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