Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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