and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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