I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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