You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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