dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
