I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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