i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
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She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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