im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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