Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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