I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
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