Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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