apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
please don't ironically join a cult
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