yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
We got so high we made milksteak
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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