i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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