then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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We're not piercing ourselves today.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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