hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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