I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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