Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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