no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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