My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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