dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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