A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
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