I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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