it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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