He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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