Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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