This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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