So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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