Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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