Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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