How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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