I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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